DIARY OF A
HACKER

Part 5 extension

• FACT! An engagement ring was found in the car.
• FACT! She was eight/ten weeks pregnant.
• FACT! A marriage between them would have meant that the future king would have a non-Christian non-white father-in-law.
• FACT! The surviellance camera that could reveal everything just happened not to be working...
• FACT! Where's the other car?
• FACT! This relationship was public knowledge, and she had been hounded by the media since her marriage to Charles. Why run from the paparazzi now?
• FACT! Only one person was autopsied, the driver, who was drunk. Open and shut, not as if any of us are in a position to second-guess that. Besides, the Brits have a history of being xenophobic. A drunk French guy caused the death of the "People's Princess" - just blame the French. After all, we kicked their asses at Waterloo, so that justifies everything.
• FACT! The only survivor happens to have amnesia. He also happens to have had his tongue removed - for surgical reasons of course...

If this isn't a put up job - nothing is.

Of course, the paparazzi were there. They're always there like greedy vultures waiting for a good story. And that is good. No doubt the people that arranged this little incident loathe the media and their intrusiveness. What good are a bunch of free-speach hacks anyway? We should all read and believe a heavily censored media, shouldn't we?

An accident??? Purleeeeeze!