Rick's b.log - 2014/11/19
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Of PMR radios...

I used to have two PMR radios. They were from when PMR was first introduced so they have eight frequencies and, well, that's it. Their range is poor, they can manage reasonably well in line-of-sight (across fields and such) but with obstacles, such as the house, it would struggle to transmit the audio from my satellite receiver to me by my dish up a ladder. It's about twenty metres in a straight line. Last year, I noticed that one of the radios was dead. Don't know why. It just gave up the ghost.

So I was pleased with my last disposal job...

Usefully, a PDF of the user guide is available online. The specs of the radios are:

• 8 PMR channels (446.00625 - 446.09375 MHz, each 12.5kHz apart)
• Range, apparently up to 10km
  Depends upon terrain - expect a hundred or so metres in a city, to a long way in the country. The longest recorded on this frequency was thanks to a natural phenomena called "skip" which allowed for a transmission from the UK to Holland, some 330km. Or was it miles? I forget. I recall when I used to live in Bridgwater and had a CB rig fitted to my bike, I managed to hold a discussion with a person in Germany. I think he said he was near Dusseldorf. But given that I was using a PR27GB rig, I'm not sure if it wasn't a good ass-pull, or did I really manage 700km (~430mi) with a 4W transmitter and a legit. twig on a bicycle powered from a small car battery?
• 121 subcodes
  For CTCSS/DCS so the radio only comes alive for conversations with people using the same channel/subcode combination even if others are on the same channel.
• Call alert, tones, etc.
• VOX and room monitor functions
• All channels scan (rotating scan) and the ability to monitor two channels at once
• Analogue FM transmission with CTCSS and DCS intelligent squelch and silent-if-somebody-else

...and MIDI interfaces

To compare - here is an MP3 recording of his setup playing "Follow You". You can tell it is a synth, it reminds me a bit of a games console soundtrack. Here's my keyboard playing the same thing in the same way and you'll notice immediately that the bass line is present on my version, but frequently lost on his.
This isn't a fault of the Dreamblaster. It is likely a problem of the USB to MIDI interface. Specifically - Maestro schedules a group of notes to be played. These are sent (as TxCommand) to the MIDI module. My MIDI module packages the commands according to the USBMIDI spec and sends them to RISC OS to send to the device. It's a complicated bit of malarky where you treat a USB device as a file. Anyway, the problem arises when the USB device (running at 12,000,000bps) sends multiple commands to the MIDI interface. The MIDI side runs at 31,250bps and from the look of things, has maybe twelve to sixteen bytes of buffer. As each note will be three bytes (Note On, then note value, finally velocity), that means that you can only send 4-5 notes at once before stuff starts being discarded. That's a chord and one or two extra notes. Sufficient for a simple melody. That's about it.

Apparently the easiest way to make one of these interfaces fall over is hit it with a SysEx packet. These, apparently, don't tend to pass correctly in either direction. Another commonly reported problem is that there is a notable lag between playing a key on the keyboard and it showing up on the computer. I cannot really comment as my MIDI module reads data by polling - I couldn't ever get the "data available" notification method to work for me. Which might be just as well since I disable null padding but the USB stack pads regardless... Would padding count?

As far as I can work out, there is no status port or anything to check on the buffer sizes. That said, if you look at the hardware, there's not much of anything. Optoisolator? Yeah, we've heard of it. The Chinese haven't.

It works, as in, it works just about enough to play simple tunes. Here is that same interface playing Pachelbel's Canon (sort of) on an older Roland E16 keyboard. I think the most complicated this track gets is four notes at once.

One of the primary problems of Maestro is that its music scheduler is complete bollocks. Don't take my word for it - listen!. This is a rendition of Erasure's "A Little Respect" played directly on RISC OS. The melody is set to WaveSynth-Beep and the bass line is set to StringLib-Hard. It makes a jarring "twang" for each bass note. Now, apart from three bars about two thirds of the way in, the bass line consists of crotchets. Four to a bar, so it is supposed to be a consistant twang-twang-twang-twang. You'll hear that it is anything but regular.
It's kind of funny that Maestro's scheduling is so rubbishy that even a 700MHz machine can't get this right. I don't remember it sucking this much on an 8MHz A3000, but then I don't think I ever tried playing anything complicated. If I ever switch my RiscPC on again, I will have to try to remember to give this a whirl, see how it sounds on a RiscPC.

To this end, I have sent David a special build of the MIDI module. As RISC OS has no high resolution timer that can provide callback entry in an unthreaded "safe" state, I simply count down a bunch of times (something like 19500 times per byte sent). It sucks, but it is just a test to see if introducing slight delays can be used to get crappy MIDI interfaces working better. I never really experienced this issue before as all my work so far has been done using the Yamaha keyboard. I don't know if it speaks USB directly or if it translates to MIDI inside. Given that it has a USB port and it doesn't choke on complicated data, I know which option I favour...

I'll await David's response to see if we can get something working with even crappy MIDI interfaces.

The moral of this story? There's a reason why the plugs alone (1×USB, 2×MIDI) ought to have cost more than you paid for the device (and that was including postage from Hong Kong).

To recover from how bad that Erasure rendition was (gives a new meaning to "extraordinary rendition", doesn't it?), here are two tracks played directly by my keyboard.

• God Knows... (The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya)
  Not complicated, but insane-fast. Maestro ought to be capable of presenting the notes, but I don't have much faith that the result would resemble this track.
  You can watch a video of the original on YouTube, or grab the original MIDI transcription, score, etc (search for "god knows").
  Go, go watch the video! Harihu in HD! As for why she's dressed in a skimpy bunny-girl outfit and Yuki is a witch...let's just say "it makes sense in context". If nothing else, you can enjoy some KyoAni loveliness.
• Greensleeves to a Ground (epic Greensleeves canon)
  I think along the way this contains about as many instruments as there are MIDI channels. It's... epic. Like the title says.
  Get a copy of the MIDI.

Your comments:

Rick, 20th November 2014, 00:59

MIDI fun: Fixing this cheap interface, see: http://www.arvydas.co.uk/2013/07/cheap-usb-midi-cable-some-self-assembly-may-be-required/

David Pilling, 24th November 2014, 02:20

I recall listening to CB users in the USA (from England). Possibly the sunspot cycle has to be right. Ah the days of 27MHz AM CB. People had big aerials and amplifiers. Then they made it legal and everyone stopped.